Bullshitting yourself Bullshit 102 (BS102) Part II

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Welcome back class, to bullshit 102 “Bullshitting Yourself”. Thank you to those of you who have completed (BS101) This particular method of bullshit is one I discovered a while back and it is the method I use when I must get things done. I have found this effective and I thought I would make this one part of the curriculum.  Continue reading

LED Light Bulbs, The Ass-Drilling is Over!

LED-light-bulbs-tom-nardone-ideaWhat is the truth about LED light bulbs? Thank you for looking past the title, I am Tom Nardone and I am at the helm so you should know I am going to make this exciting and fun. You may think you don’t give a shit about light bulbs and perhaps you don’t. I think you are about to discover that my bullshitting ability knows no limit.

As Americans, we are fortunate to live in a country where our government cares so much about us,
they even make sure we don’t buy the wrong light bulbs. Yes as sad as it is many of us who grew up with the incandescent light bulb will be saying goodbye to it and saying hello to one of two different light bulbs; the LED light bulb or the compact fluorescent. This is the thing I explain to people every day at work and I thought you would benefit from my council on this matter. Continue reading

Commitment: I Beg You All, Love Yourself Enough to Avoid This

The Commitment Coefficient

tom-nardone-couchI do not like making commitments to other people. I do not appreciate being put in a position to where other people depend on me. Chances are if you ask me to do something, it is most likely something I do not want to do. If I were to give you a commitment, well then I have now added pressure to the task. Continue reading

Handshake | Perhaps, Its Time Has Come.

 

Handshake: The Origin of

Tom-Nardone-Handshake-3Handshake (s) , if you believe what you read in history books, dates back to medieval times. It was a way to show you were not carrying a weapon and it would set the recipients mind at ease. While this may still be true in n Texas,  the handshake has taken on many other meanings, purposes and types.

Today the handshake is simply the way we as humans, at least in this country, greet one another. The only problem I have with the handshake is the obligation to shake a hand simply because it has been extended to me. In some circumstances it is a little presumptuous, but I have no problem with the custom itself. It is quick, easy and appropriate enough. I don’t believe I would feel comfortable cupping a man’s balls on our first meeting, so a handshake sounds about right. Continue reading

ATTENTION FOLLOWERS OF TOM NARDONE

tom-nardone-horseI Have migrated my site over to the WordPress.org platform. Everything is still the same except all of my followers (that is you) were lost in the move. This is normal when making this transition. I will be transferring followers to my new site on the same URL. I hope all of the assholes who followed me in hopes of receiving a follow-back, will stay lost. All of you can burn in Hell as far as I am concerned.

As for those of you who read me, You must certainly know that I love you, and I apologize for the inconvenience. Those of you who use email, rather than, or in addition to, the WordPress reader, will need enter you email at the top of my page at tomnardone.net, and then click the button that says “Be Awesome” This change was necessary for me to do the things I want to do this year.

tomnardone.net is among the many things I have done in my life, for which I am very proud. You people are the only reason I bother with it. I am really excited to know all of you, the non-asshole people, of a great community of bloggers.

I am Tom Nardone, and you are welcome

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